Dear Washington Drivers:
Tailgate me all you like, but I feel NO GUILT WHATSOEVER driving a few miles over the speed limit in the center lane. There are two other lanes you may avail yourselves of–including the one cleverly nicknamed “the fast lane.” Why don’t you go on over there and work it out?
Cruise Controllishly Yours,
Witch.
p.s. Your mountain looks very pretty today.