2 deaths-in-the-family of wedding party members.
1 well-deserved and long-overdue tantrum by groom.*
2 collapsings-into-tears by bride.*
9 unanswered phone calls and emails to rental agency about tablecloths.
1 colossal and inexplicable communication snafu re wedding site.
180 programs printed, folded, hole-punched.
180 programs ready to be ribbon-tied.
Uncounted many hundreds of extra dollars spent for dozens of things.
1 (of 2) types of beer unavailable at the last minute, after we’d printed the menus.
7 nights (and counting) of badly borked sleep.
150 wine glasses washed. (nearly done!)
3 wine glasses broken.
1 engagement ring not resized to wear on right hand.
1 visiting Italian auntie fetched from SFO.
1 uncle almost maybe probably coming or not coming.
8 or 10 or 14 or maybe only 6 people coming for dinner tonight. Unless it’s 7. Or 18?
50 people (plus 6 kids) coming to rehearsal dinner tomorrow. Unless it’s 45 (and 4). Or 52, or 53.
26 cases of wine and champagne in the barn. Minus some.
2 people still madly in love with each other.
2 days till the wedding! 🙂
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*Neither of these were aimed at each other, thankfully.