Weight. Wait?

I bought a bathroom scale yesterday.

(“Oh, don’t do that,” said Red Shoes, with whom I went West Coast Swing dancing last night.)

But…funny thing. I was all prepared to write this post, talking about how yes, I haven’t weighed myself in a month, I’ve been traveling and moving and eating whatever I like, and going out all the time, and my pants are tight, surely I had gained at least X pounds, and I was already ideal + X in the first place, and…

Well, I didn’t gain any weight. In fact, I *lost* a little.

Huh?

Maybe it’s just the difference between scales, from the old one and this one. That must be it. I mean, the pants are undoubtedly tight. I have undoubtedly been eating whatever I want. I’ve got a belly bulge.

Even so, I feel lots better. And look! Lunchtime!

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